His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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