I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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