sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
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