Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
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Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
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Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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