you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
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facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
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He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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