Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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