hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
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I'd have kept fucking
wow.... tragic... but clever!
ok...i have definitely done both:
1) had an asthma attack during sex, which turned good sex horrible
2) faked the same situation during horrible sex.
Thank you for the tip.
I know what to do the next time I have bad sex.
6:53 My guy is 6'9'' with an 8'' cock and he's NOT black. He's a ginger. :)
Immature and manipulative. Sad that it's highly unlikely you'll ever have a truly meaningful relationship...unless you grow up, that is.
I've faked it so I could just go to bed... And I'm a guy! Fend off the blue balls by beating it like it owes me money in the shower the next morning.
Oh my god I would totally use that excuse! that's brilliant! No one's feelings get hurt and you're out of an unpleasant situation!
HAHAHAHAHA, how can sex be THAT BAD...was she dead? Or crippled? BOTH?! HAHAHA
That's why I love black guys!!
haha.. sorry, size has nothing to do with it. Some guys just fall on the pussy and start going. That's not the way to work it, okay, fellas? Even if you're ten inches long...
lol! you faked an asthma attack?? may be the funniest thing i've heard
You people DISGUST ME lmao... you know what I do when the sex is bad? I look them square in the eye and tell them to just get off me.... if it doesn't improve or if I just roll over and go to sleep they are almost NEVER there the next day... which is good.... and that cancels it all out
People really have to learn to teach each other
Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway
Are people that bad at sex or am I just lucky to have had a few reasonably good sex partners?
Duuude, that doesnt mean shes a whore, some guys dont know what to do, and that was the nicest way to get out of it, GOOD JOB hahaaha
apparenlty imma heart breaking whore of satan...douchers
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-13248.html\n\nThis the chick? Hahahahaha
I faked an asthma attack when I saw how tiny his cock was.
==FIRST== thing in the morning I like to do it doggy style
8:26- I effin love you!!! I'm a girl so let me be your shower buddy ;)
That's awesome. I'll have to remember that.
Wowwwwwwwwww. Thats rude "September 28, 2009 10:05PM " I have asthma.. Idk how to fake as asthma attack and idk when I have one. I just know when I can't breath. Sex is good.
oh wow. that's sad. i hope no girl does that to me... lol
being in phoenix, that cracks me up, because i used to live there.
7:14 I am indeed talking about a red head
People with asthma shouldn't have sex
Mmmm doggie style...
I have had a girl actually have an asthma attack durring sex.....i thought she was just trying to hold on....turns out she was reaching for her inhaler...
7:11, are you talking about a red head?
I started crying during the middle of sex because it was that bad lol
God I love it doggie style
Girls who bring size into how good a guy is definitely need it. Hallways, indeed...
Wow, unsalvageable sex is pretty sad.
LMAO!! you are my hero!!!
11:15 ur a prick girls r not referred to as bitches u r sexist and stupid also u should not enjoy breaking hearts. U deserve to be drop kicked.
I've had that happen.. Short guys and doggy style do not mix well.
If your cunt wasn't that floppy, you'd feel something. You whore of Satan.
Wow dude must have been a virgin
Hahaha. Good one... Hope he just kept going!!
Maybe you just have a small dick
Was her name Lacey... LoL
The next time fake a pulled muscle