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  • 70 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 4:45pm

    I'd have kept fucking

  • 52 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 6:40pm

    I know what to do the next time I have bad sex.

  • 45 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 9:20am

    Thank you for the tip.

  • 56 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 4:44pm

    wow.... tragic... but clever!

  • 53 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 4:03am

    haha.. sorry, size has nothing to do with it. Some guys just fall on the pussy and start going. That's not the way to work it, okay, fellas? Even if you're ten inches long...

  • 56 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 7:11pm

    6:53 My guy is 6'9'' with an 8'' cock and he's NOT black. He's a ginger. :)

  • 37 33
    Submitted by ArizonaJessika on Nov 9, 10 at 1:23am

    HAHAHAHAHA, how can sex be THAT BAD...was she dead? Or crippled? BOTH?! HAHAHA

  • 46 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 7:14pm

    7:11, are you talking about a red head?

  • 56 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 5:00pm

    lol! you faked an asthma attack?? may be the funniest thing i've heard

  • 41 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 5:21am

    ok...i have definitely done both: 1) had an asthma attack during sex, which turned good sex horrible 2) faked the same situation during horrible sex. you rock.

  • 45 53
    Submitted by caramelcarebr on Jun 1, 10 at 6:53pm

    http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-13248.html\n\nThis the chick? Hahahahaha

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 11:04pm

    Oh my god I would totally use that excuse! that's brilliant! No one's feelings get hurt and you're out of an unpleasant situation!

  • 56 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 4:49pm

    Are people that bad at sex or am I just lucky to have had a few reasonably good sex partners?

  • 48 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 6:43pm

    I faked an asthma attack when I saw how tiny his cock was.

  • 47 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 6:53pm

    That's why I love black guys!!

  • 43 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 3:29am

    Girls who bring size into how good a guy is definitely need it. Hallways, indeed...

  • 37 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 1:34am

    apparenlty imma heart breaking whore of satan...douchers

  • 51 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 9:42pm

    I have had a girl actually have an asthma attack durring sex.....i thought she was just trying to hold on....turns out she was reaching for her inhaler...

  • 36 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:01am

    Mmmm doggie style...

  • 43 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 4:10pm

    Wowwwwwwwwww. Thats rude "September 28, 2009 10:05PM " I have asthma.. Idk how to fake as asthma attack and idk when I have one. I just know when I can't breath. Sex is good.

  • 46 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 6:25pm

    I've had that happen.. Short guys and doggy style do not mix well.

  • 45 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 4:44pm

    ==FIRST== thing in the morning I like to do it doggy style

  • 42 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 1:04am

    God I love it doggie style

  • 41 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 8:28pm

    I've faked it so I could just go to bed... And I'm a guy! Fend off the blue balls by beating it like it owes me money in the shower the next morning.

  • 34 48
    Submitted by FunnyShit23 on May 11, 11 at 3:56am

    That's awesome. I'll have to remember that.

  • 40 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 8:34pm

    8:26- I effin love you!!! I'm a girl so let me be your shower buddy ;)

  • 49 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 6:28pm

    People really have to learn to teach each other

  • 46 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 5:27pm

    Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway

  • 43 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 5:03pm

    I started crying during the middle of sex because it was that bad lol

  • 43 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 9:51pm

    Immature and manipulative. Sad that it's highly unlikely you'll ever have a truly meaningful relationship...unless you grow up, that is.

  • 36 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 5:36am

    oh wow. that's sad. i hope no girl does that to me... lol being in phoenix, that cracks me up, because i used to live there.

  • 38 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 8:04pm

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

  • 45 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 5:08pm

    Hahaha. Good one... Hope he just kept going!!

  • 39 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 3:17am

    You people DISGUST ME lmao... you know what I do when the sex is bad? I look them square in the eye and tell them to just get off me.... if it doesn't improve or if I just roll over and go to sleep they are almost NEVER there the next day... which is good.... and that cancels it all out

  • 43 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 10:05pm

    People with asthma shouldn't have sex

  • 33 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 8:10pm

    Wow, unsalvageable sex is pretty sad.

  • 27 45
    Submitted by azpartier69 on Sep 5, 11 at 11:33pm

    Duuude, that doesnt mean shes a whore, some guys dont know what to do, and that was the nicest way to get out of it, GOOD JOB hahaaha

  • 33 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 12:36am

    The next time fake a pulled muscle

  • 39 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 1:06am

    11:15 ur a prick girls r not referred to as bitches u r sexist and stupid also u should not enjoy breaking hearts. U deserve to be drop kicked.

  • 38 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 7:23pm

    Maybe you just have a small dick

  • 32 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 7:45pm

    7:14 I am indeed talking about a red head -7:11

  • 36 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 9:58am

    LMAO!! you are my hero!!!

  • 37 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 5:19pm

    Wow dude must have been a virgin

  • 32 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 7:24pm

    Was her name Lacey... LoL

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 4:49pm

    If your cunt wasn't that floppy, you'd feel something. You whore of Satan.