hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
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I'd have kept fucking
ok...i have definitely done both:
1) had an asthma attack during sex, which turned good sex horrible
2) faked the same situation during horrible sex.
I know what to do the next time I have bad sex.
wow.... tragic... but clever!
Thank you for the tip.
6:53 My guy is 6'9'' with an 8'' cock and he's NOT black. He's a ginger. :)
I've faked it so I could just go to bed... And I'm a guy! Fend off the blue balls by beating it like it owes me money in the shower the next morning.
lol! you faked an asthma attack?? may be the funniest thing i've heard
Oh my god I would totally use that excuse! that's brilliant! No one's feelings get hurt and you're out of an unpleasant situation!
Immature and manipulative. Sad that it's highly unlikely you'll ever have a truly meaningful relationship...unless you grow up, that is.
haha.. sorry, size has nothing to do with it. Some guys just fall on the pussy and start going. That's not the way to work it, okay, fellas? Even if you're ten inches long...
HAHAHAHAHA, how can sex be THAT BAD...was she dead? Or crippled? BOTH?! HAHAHA
apparenlty imma heart breaking whore of satan...douchers
Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway
That's why I love black guys!!
People really have to learn to teach each other
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-13248.html\n\nThis the chick? Hahahahaha
Duuude, that doesnt mean shes a whore, some guys dont know what to do, and that was the nicest way to get out of it, GOOD JOB hahaaha
I faked an asthma attack when I saw how tiny his cock was.
That's awesome. I'll have to remember that.
You people DISGUST ME lmao... you know what I do when the sex is bad? I look them square in the eye and tell them to just get off me.... if it doesn't improve or if I just roll over and go to sleep they are almost NEVER there the next day... which is good.... and that cancels it all out
Wowwwwwwwwww. Thats rude "September 28, 2009 10:05PM " I have asthma.. Idk how to fake as asthma attack and idk when I have one. I just know when I can't breath. Sex is good.
Are people that bad at sex or am I just lucky to have had a few reasonably good sex partners?
I have had a girl actually have an asthma attack durring sex.....i thought she was just trying to hold on....turns out she was reaching for her inhaler...
==FIRST== thing in the morning I like to do it doggy style
8:26- I effin love you!!! I'm a girl so let me be your shower buddy ;)
oh wow. that's sad. i hope no girl does that to me... lol
being in phoenix, that cracks me up, because i used to live there.
People with asthma shouldn't have sex
7:14 I am indeed talking about a red head
Mmmm doggie style...
Girls who bring size into how good a guy is definitely need it. Hallways, indeed...
7:11, are you talking about a red head?
God I love it doggie style
I started crying during the middle of sex because it was that bad lol
Wow, unsalvageable sex is pretty sad.
11:15 ur a prick girls r not referred to as bitches u r sexist and stupid also u should not enjoy breaking hearts. U deserve to be drop kicked.
If your cunt wasn't that floppy, you'd feel something. You whore of Satan.
LMAO!! you are my hero!!!
I've had that happen.. Short guys and doggy style do not mix well.
Was her name Lacey... LoL
Wow dude must have been a virgin
Hahaha. Good one... Hope he just kept going!!
The next time fake a pulled muscle
Maybe you just have a small dick