"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
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I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
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She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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