Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
