I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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