I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
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Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
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Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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