Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
