ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
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I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
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I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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