yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
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dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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