I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
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Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
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So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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