Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
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