..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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