she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
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I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
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I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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