Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
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I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
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Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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