oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Randomize
