you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
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I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
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I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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