And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
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Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
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literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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