We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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