I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
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Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
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I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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