Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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