He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
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If you cleaned your room like a good little crack ho you wouldn't have that problem.
Wrong order, fuck first then do lines!
Or did you mean soft?
Coke will do that sort of thing
Life is hard but clearly his dick isn't
Well it's not hard if you put it that way... Lol
Coke dick, that will happen. Thats a bummer for sure. But its his fault. If youre going to do blow and fuck youve got to concentrate. You cant be trying to plow a chick and be thinking about having her room cleaned. Focus on the task at hand brother. Then you wont have that problem any more
Was it Hunter Moore? Sounds like something he'd do.