Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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