K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Is it penis luge time yet?
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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