you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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