i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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