i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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