You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
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she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
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Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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