They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
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Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
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I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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