babies were throwing up all over the place
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Randomize
