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(716): View more from New York

Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad

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(201): View more from New Jersey

whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc

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(540): View more from Virginia

I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.

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(847): View more from Illinois

what did you hear about me?

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that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around

(630): View more from Illinois

that was hard to say and not laugh

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(214): View more from Texas

If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?

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(708): View more from Illinois

You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did

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(864): View more from South Carolina

i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken

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