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    Submitted by WhiskerBiscuit on May 22, 13 at 10:43am

    In Soviet Russia, penis sleep farts on you.

  • 56 38
    Submitted by hogfish on May 23, 13 at 7:29pm

    Told my wife- if she sleep farts on my cock twice and it's still hard, I'm going in, she's VERY okay with that.

  • 53 43
    Submitted by SaducarGeneral on May 22, 13 at 10:16am

    You named it 'penis' shouldn't you capitalize it if it is a proper noun?

  • 46 55
    Submitted by W_T_F on May 22, 13 at 2:01pm

    What goes in must come out eventually...