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  • 39 12
    Submitted by WhiskerBiscuit on May 22, 13 at 10:43am

    In Soviet Russia, penis sleep farts on you.

  • 22 13
    Submitted by SaducarGeneral on May 22, 13 at 10:16am

    You named it 'penis' shouldn't you capitalize it if it is a proper noun?

  • 16 7
    Submitted by hogfish on May 23, 13 at 7:29pm

    Told my wife- if she sleep farts on my cock twice and it's still hard, I'm going in, she's VERY okay with that.

    • 12 7
      Submitted by Pronfairy on May 24, 13 at 12:27am

      Well played.

  • 9 14
    Submitted by W_T_F on May 22, 13 at 2:01pm

    What goes in must come out eventually...