My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
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In Soviet Russia, penis sleep farts on you.
Told my wife- if she sleep farts on my cock twice and it's still hard, I'm going in, she's VERY okay with that.
What goes in must come out eventually...
You named it 'penis' shouldn't you capitalize it if it is a proper noun?