I don't think brook has ever known best
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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