As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
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My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
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Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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