There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
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I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
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You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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