so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Randomize
