Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
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then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
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Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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