i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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