I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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