you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
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i actually laughed out loud at this one
thats nasty. but i would do the same.
@12:38 wtf man?
yeahhhhh nassau sluts!
please don't steal other people's sex toys. Thanks.
eeeew second hand dildo
I want to know why she's taking her dildo around with her.
Who is so hard up that they are going to use someone else's dildo?
wow...i think the cost of the amount of industrial strength cleanser i would have to buy in order to use my friends dildo would far surpass the cost of my own dildo.
hahahaha! this is exactly why long island is so great!<3
HAHAHAHA im so glad this is from my area code, whattup nassau <3
Just boil it in hot water...I'm not sure I'd want to wash it with industrial strength cleaner and then use it...that sounds worse than getting hot sauce in your twat
must have been some weekend.
I left my girl's dildo up your ass
And considering this is from the 516, not the classiest place in the world (and I'm living in it)
I don't think clorox bleach would be sufficient enough....
long island at its finest
WHAT IF ONE OF THESE DOUBLE DONGERS HAD GOTTEN INTO THE HANDS OF A CHILD!?!?... WHAT HAPPENS THEN!?!... YOU DONT WANT TO SEE THE CHILD THAT HAS TRIED TO USE THIS IMPLIMENT OF SATAN,THIS COULD PULL YOUR ANUS INSDIE OUT LIKE AN ELEPHANTS TRUNK, DO YOU WANT TO SEE YOUR CHILD WALKING DOWN THE ROAD WITH A LUNCHBOX IN ONE HAND, AND A TRUNKATED RECTUM IN THE OTHER LIKE A BLEEDIN SEA SERPENT!?!?
I hope you sterilize that thing first.