You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
