ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
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....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
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Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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