i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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