I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I wish i was in the wii world.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
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