Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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