marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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