I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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