Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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