My first STD was from a foam party
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
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I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
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You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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