ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
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