he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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