Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
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It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I think your dad took our porno
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
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There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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