my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
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Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
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I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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