Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
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It's funny this person doesn't realize that condescending pricks with no social life end up serving fries too.
I'd assume when finals are over.. Yup prolly then
@ 7:23pm. Good job with the 3.8, now what are you going to do with an English lit major? The ones who skip class and do well are the ones who are not challenging themselves. Have fun being a librarian, I'll take my bioengineering degree and make real money.
I'm going to love in ten years when you realize your boss's gpa was at least a point lower than yours and he makes twice as much and had more fun\
Not everybody has to try as hard as you. They just understand that it's not as hard as YOU make it.
dude. seriously. get a life. stop living in your books, nerd. you're gonna hate yourself in the future for not enjoying what is only four short years of college life. and stop resenting people who actually have friends and have fun.
I did that all the time and I have a 3.8... when you're naturally smart, you don't need to go to class. Now go back to your books.
did you really just use the phrase "pound sorority bitches"?
ok, just making sure. i thought i hallucinated for a second
Wow, it's really going to chap your ass if they get the same grade as you!
OP: Actually in four years it will be more like this -> Surprise, douchebag, those people will get good jobs too AND they had a hell of a lot more fun than you did in college. Enjoy being a prude.
you're probably a nerdy asian who likes anime, manga and never has ever fucked a decent girl...you're prob. still a virgin, and you're parents most likely don't let you go out other than to the anime expo.
@ 12:28, your right they definitly matter while attending school, I was only talking about when they are done school and seeking full time employment
Haha yep. You can study outside of class....
You're the kind of guy guy who dropped a $150 grand on an education you could get for a dollar fifty in late charges at the public library.
I'm going to love in ten years when you realize your boss's gpa was at least a point lower than yours and he makes twice as much and had more fun
hmmm.... I'm pretty sure a lot of people can manage not going to class and acing it unlike you.
4.) maybe they turned all of they're work in at once at the end of the semester....you do know that is an option at most college's for people who work FT right? Or at least you would have if you were actually working and in school. To be continued……
Or they're just smarter than you and don't have to show up to class.
Work smarter not harder. It's pretty easy to get a decent grade without going to class which leaves more time for booze, buds and bitches.
actually those are the ppl that barely have to study and dont need to go to class in order to get better grades than you do. they wont be serving you fries, you will be calling them boss
i don't understand all the posters who make it seem like going to class and partying are mutually exclusive. i party nearly every thursday, friday, and saturday (and a lot of mondays in there too) and i usually never have problems getting to classes (except my friday 8 am, but that's another story.) a typical undergrad can party his ass off while still making it to class, unless you're getting wasted TTH 930.
Yeah like I would show up for my Philisophy 101 lecture. Fucking freshman pussies
I know tons of people who never show up and get a's. Fail for yoooo! I assume you never get to go out drinking and actually doing the things you're supposed to be doing in college because if you did you wouldn't try to be condescending to people are!
i apologize for all of the 860 that this ass hole popped out of good will hunting and spread shit on the lives of others. we're good people i promise.
probably not them, more likely the people that never went to college to begin with.
TFLN, FIX UR DAMN POSTING PROBLEMS!!!
Okay, yes, going to class every single day isn't required and there are definitely classes that you don't really need to attend at all. And yes, OP is probably a jackass. BUT SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THE NERD BASHING. Just because OP is a pretentious ass doesn't mean all of us bookworms with good study habits and (at least) decent attendance are. I don't judge you going out getting shitfaced every weekend so don't fucking judge me for going to classes and studying.
no darling, some of us are the people who will be promoted before you without much effort while you are at your cubicle, working your ass off and whining.
I love soviet Russia. That guy isn't trying hard. He's just tellin it like it is..... or was.
To all you "naturally smart" assholes who bash the OP for going to class: its not the OP's fault that he/she is not "naturally smart". BTW, it IS all the "naturally smart" people who end up with the shitty jobs becuase they never learned good work ethic because they HAVE NEVER WORKED HARD A GODDAMNDED DAY IN THEIR LIFE!
So wasting a college education by not going to class and getting trashed all the time makes you good people.... Yeah ok... You might as well apply to McDonalds now 4:45
what an arrogant prick. everyone's already said it, you're probably one of those kids who needs to study his ASS off just to get a decent grade.
HAHA Oh you gotta be kidding me.
It's mostly the really intelligent kids that DON'T need to attend class but can basically just read a book and educate themselves. They absorb more information then YOU do, even if the prof is breaking it down to you in baby language.
Hey good fer u .. Ull be makin the big bucks while they serve fries
11:18, my intentions were not jerkassery. Grad school is quite a bit more work than undergrad. To clarify, you said you NEVER go to class, not that you never go to unimportant, easily learned classes, there is a difference. I can relate to having a relatively difficult undergrad degree. Finally, yes, some people are smarter than others, no disagreement there.
I've been thinking that the whole time.
On the flip-side of that, classes take place during the day while many people are at class.
The people not in class aren't inherently spending their time having fun while absent.
Oh. Damn. I apologize. Not first. Second. Now third.
Isn't anyone else worried about what a creeper the OP is for noticing this? It looks like that's what they were paying attention to rather than the material, hence why they need to go to every single class. Get a life.
Ugh. When will all these posts about finals go away.
The texter has a winning attitude, too bad he won't see a bunch of those 20 people getting a better grade than him in the class. Being a snobbish prude gives you a winning outlook on life for sure.
That's from northern or eastern Connecticut, not southwestern (203). Very likely from UConn, I had a finals experience like that this morning, in a class of maybe 25, there were 5 people there I hadn't seen all semester.
Sure they will. Right before you throw them in the deep-fryer.
@6:29.... shut up.
I spent my college career skipping class to drink, smoke, and pound sorority bitches. I ended up with average grades and used any smarts I had to calculate how little I had to do to actually pass each class. Ended with a 2.8.
Now I'm an accountant working alongside, and making as much as, people like the OP who worked their asses off and had no fun to get a 4.0. I win, ya'll lose.
All about that piece of paper so I did as much as I had to to attain it and no more.
God bless you, south western Connecticut.
I skipped maybe 3 of 6 classes. 3.8
funny...and true, especially for the easier classes
Fuck u bookworm. Maybe they're just smarter than u a don't have to go to class everyday. Nerd.
U too. Super size it!
you realize by quoting Good Will Hunting, where the point of his debate is that at least he will be original, makes you sound like a moron
10:37 I never said I didn't do work. I just don't see the point in classes that I don't need for my major., I am able to teach myself the material. Considering I have one of the hardest majors at my university, I'd say you're just jealous. Just realize that some ppl are smarter than others
All you cunts talking about going to class and being a prude can go fuck off. I'm an engineering student, go to all of my classes and party on the weekends.. I'll probably end up with a better job than you and having more fun in college. SUCK IT!
soviet russia, you are trying too hard (and yes, i know, in soviet russia it is trying me, i know)
best fkn TEXT EVER!!!!! now lick my scrotum if u disagree
Yeah, all 20 of those people are smarter than you are, and they probably don't even have to pay for college because they have scholarships. So, the joke is on YOU, you fucking overachiever.
10:17, I hope you're prepared to actually do some work in grad school.
hilarious. 1. it wasn't a lecture class, 2. the tests were based on information given in class which was not in the book. in fact the book wasn't even used. 3. i make $50K a year already and am taking 2-3 classes a semester just to pass time. 4. the final is only worth 20% of the grade. None of them ever turned in any hw through the course of the class which leaves them with a maximum grade of...F!
thanks for showing how idiotic you all are too.
Pride of UConn. I also had an exam today where it was hard to find a seat because the hall was usually at half the capacity it was today. Of course, I skipped about a dozen classes myself, but some of these guys and girls hadn't been there since the second class.
I never go to class. And somehow I have a 3.4
GPA. I have 21 hours left until I graduate ON TIME. It's crazy? I'm pretty sure I won't be serving you your fucking fries. I'm pretty sure I'm going to grad school in the fall. So actually the reality is, is that I just had a blast in colllege and you have no life.
If the class is required, but attendance isn't, there's a choice to make. Get up for an 8am lecture, listen to a TA drone on for two hours in a crowded lecture hall, or study on your own at your own pace.
I chose the latter, and both my grades and my sanity benefited.
SKOOOL IS FOR LOOZERS, COLLEGE IS FOR PARTYYYY!!!!!!
Good job wasting all of your parents' money away bitches. What the hell are you doing in college anyway if you're not going to class every once in awhile? Maybe some people don't go to schools where you have to simply be "naturally smart" to pass the class. Dumbass freshmen, have fun in 400 level classes where you can't skip every class and pull that FANTAAAAASTIC 2.8 or 3.2 GPA. Good luck getting into grad school.
Find a damn balance.
9:14 stop being a douche and go back to living under your parents basement, since you can't get a decent job
4.) maybe they turned all of they're work in at once at the end of the semester....you do know that is an option at most college's for people who work FT right? Or at least you would have if you were actually working and in school.
FUCK FUCK FUCK LET ME POST YOU ASSHOLE WEBSITE
At my college you can only miss 4 classes or 12 hours. After that, the teacher drops you. I love art school
not an original text. heard it before
So, going to class makes him a nerd and have no life...or, he's not smart enough to do it on his own. Anyone else care to make an assessment of this person off a stupid text? Cunts.
Anytime 11:10AM, Thanks for showing everyone on TFLN how much of a narrowminded, moronic person you are
Looks like everyone said it before I could- You are an idiot... School is not that hard and class is utterly pointless... Especially for how much you spend on books- you should be able to teach yourself this material
6.) your going to end your argument with an assumption?????? oooo, poor choice, debating 101 kid, finish with a fact, not something you pulled out of your ass.
Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks.
Says the person who didn't even bother showing up for the final
I hope they shit on your fries u boring ass book worm
12:21, GPA matters to an extent if you have grade-point dependent scholarships or wish to go to grad school
So true... So true!!
@ 11:10 AM, Also hilarious 1.) not all non-lecture classes have attendence requirements 2.) You can get the notes from other classmates WITHOUT attending class (well you cant because you have no social life, but normal people can) To be continued……
Whoever wrote this text is probably just one of those book smart kids who work their asses off and just en up being a middle class person. Nothing wrong with middle class, but for the amount of work u put in u'd think u could go farther
missed class more than i attended...4.0. you should just accept that some people are WAy smarted than you
6:55 at least were getting somewhere in life while your flipping burger. Ketchup with that please!