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  • 97 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 6:36pm

    It's funny this person doesn't realize that condescending pricks with no social life end up serving fries too.

  • 90 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 6:13pm

    I'd assume when finals are over.. Yup prolly then

  • 72 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:19pm

    Not everybody has to try as hard as you. They just understand that it's not as hard as YOU make it.

  • 71 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 7:24pm

    OP: Actually in four years it will be more like this -> Surprise, douchebag, those people will get good jobs too AND they had a hell of a lot more fun than you did in college. Enjoy being a prude.

  • 66 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:03am

    I'm going to love in ten years when you realize your boss's gpa was at least a point lower than yours and he makes twice as much and had more fun\

  • 64 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 4:53pm

    Or they're just smarter than you and don't have to show up to class.

  • 74 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 6:43pm

    Work smarter not harder. It's pretty easy to get a decent grade without going to class which leaves more time for booze, buds and bitches.

  • 64 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 6:30pm

    Yeah like I would show up for my Philisophy 101 lecture. Fucking freshman pussies

  • 64 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 6:47pm

    Wow, it's really going to chap your ass if they get the same grade as you!

  • 58 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:00pm

    4.) maybe they turned all of they're work in at once at the end of the semester....you do know that is an option at most college's for people who work FT right? Or at least you would have if you were actually working and in school. To be continued……

  • 63 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:11pm

    @ 9:09 did you really just use the phrase "pound sorority bitches"? ok, just making sure. i thought i hallucinated for a second

  • 62 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:51am

    You're the kind of guy guy who dropped a $150 grand on an education you could get for a dollar fifty in late charges at the public library.

  • 61 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:00am

    @ 7:23pm. Good job with the 3.8, now what are you going to do with an English lit major? The ones who skip class and do well are the ones who are not challenging themselves. Have fun being a librarian, I'll take my bioengineering degree and make real money.

  • 58 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:17pm

    I love soviet Russia. That guy isn't trying hard. He's just tellin it like it is..... or was.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 6:32pm

    Fuck u bookworm. Maybe they're just smarter than u a don't have to go to class everyday. Nerd.

  • 63 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 7:23pm

    I did that all the time and I have a 3.8... when you're naturally smart, you don't need to go to class. Now go back to your books.

  • 55 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:38pm

    Isn't anyone else worried about what a creeper the OP is for noticing this? It looks like that's what they were paying attention to rather than the material, hence why they need to go to every single class. Get a life.

  • 66 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 7:05pm

    probably not them, more likely the people that never went to college to begin with.

  • 55 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 7:27pm

    HAHA Oh you gotta be kidding me. It's mostly the really intelligent kids that DON'T need to attend class but can basically just read a book and educate themselves. They absorb more information then YOU do, even if the prof is breaking it down to you in baby language.

  • 54 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:36pm

    I know tons of people who never show up and get a's. Fail for yoooo! I assume you never get to go out drinking and actually doing the things you're supposed to be doing in college because if you did you wouldn't try to be condescending to people are!

  • 51 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:51am

    hmmm.... I'm pretty sure a lot of people can manage not going to class and acing it unlike you.

  • 51 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:10am

    hilarious. 1. it wasn't a lecture class, 2. the tests were based on information given in class which was not in the book. in fact the book wasn't even used. 3. i make $50K a year already and am taking 2-3 classes a semester just to pass time. 4. the final is only worth 20% of the grade. None of them ever turned in any hw through the course of the class which leaves them with a maximum grade of...F! thanks for showing how idiotic you all are too.

  • 54 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:50pm

    @ 12:28, your right they definitly matter while attending school, I was only talking about when they are done school and seeking full time employment

  • 57 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:15pm

    That's from northern or eastern Connecticut, not southwestern (203). Very likely from UConn, I had a finals experience like that this morning, in a class of maybe 25, there were 5 people there I hadn't seen all semester.

  • 56 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 4:51am

    So wasting a college education by not going to class and getting trashed all the time makes you good people.... Yeah ok... You might as well apply to McDonalds now 4:45

  • 49 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:29am

    I'm going to love in ten years when you realize your boss's gpa was at least a point lower than yours and he makes twice as much and had more fun

  • 45 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 6:38pm

    Haha yep. You can study outside of class....

  • 51 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 6:38pm

    i don't understand all the posters who make it seem like going to class and partying are mutually exclusive. i party nearly every thursday, friday, and saturday (and a lot of mondays in there too) and i usually never have problems getting to classes (except my friday 8 am, but that's another story.) a typical undergrad can party his ass off while still making it to class, unless you're getting wasted TTH 930.

  • 51 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:09am

    @6:29.... shut up. I spent my college career skipping class to drink, smoke, and pound sorority bitches. I ended up with average grades and used any smarts I had to calculate how little I had to do to actually pass each class. Ended with a 2.8. Now I'm an accountant working alongside, and making as much as, people like the OP who worked their asses off and had no fun to get a 4.0. I win, ya'll lose. All about that piece of paper so I did as much as I had to to attain it and no more.

  • 60 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:24am

    what an arrogant prick. everyone's already said it, you're probably one of those kids who needs to study his ASS off just to get a decent grade.

  • 55 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 6:55pm

    I hope they shit on your fries u boring ass book worm

  • 48 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:23am

    actually those are the ppl that barely have to study and dont need to go to class in order to get better grades than you do. they wont be serving you fries, you will be calling them boss

  • 48 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:42am

    The texter has a winning attitude, too bad he won't see a bunch of those 20 people getting a better grade than him in the class. Being a snobbish prude gives you a winning outlook on life for sure.

  • 49 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:26am

    Okay, yes, going to class every single day isn't required and there are definitely classes that you don't really need to attend at all. And yes, OP is probably a jackass. BUT SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THE NERD BASHING. Just because OP is a pretentious ass doesn't mean all of us bookworms with good study habits and (at least) decent attendance are. I don't judge you going out getting shitfaced every weekend so don't fucking judge me for going to classes and studying.

  • 51 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:14pm

    you're probably a nerdy asian who likes anime, manga and never has ever fucked a decent girl...you're prob. still a virgin, and you're parents most likely don't let you go out other than to the anime expo.

  • 46 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 2:37am

    Pride of UConn. I also had an exam today where it was hard to find a seat because the hall was usually at half the capacity it was today. Of course, I skipped about a dozen classes myself, but some of these guys and girls hadn't been there since the second class.

  • 52 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 6:14pm

    Sure they will. Right before you throw them in the deep-fryer.

  • 44 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:08am

    1:51 you realize by quoting Good Will Hunting, where the point of his debate is that at least he will be original, makes you sound like a moron

  • 52 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:27am

    dude. seriously. get a life. stop living in your books, nerd. you're gonna hate yourself in the future for not enjoying what is only four short years of college life. and stop resenting people who actually have friends and have fun.

  • 52 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 4:45am

    i apologize for all of the 860 that this ass hole popped out of good will hunting and spread shit on the lives of others. we're good people i promise.

  • 49 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:05pm

    Whoever wrote this text is probably just one of those book smart kids who work their asses off and just en up being a middle class person. Nothing wrong with middle class, but for the amount of work u put in u'd think u could go farther

  • 49 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 6:49pm

    God bless you, south western Connecticut.

  • 44 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:04pm

    4.) maybe they turned all of they're work in at once at the end of the semester....you do know that is an option at most college's for people who work FT right? Or at least you would have if you were actually working and in school.

  • 46 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:08am

    At my college you can only miss 4 classes or 12 hours. After that, the teacher drops you. I love art school

  • 48 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:05pm

    Anytime 11:10AM, Thanks for showing everyone on TFLN how much of a narrowminded, moronic person you are

  • 53 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:19pm

    If the class is required, but attendance isn't, there's a choice to make. Get up for an 8am lecture, listen to a TA drone on for two hours in a crowded lecture hall, or study on your own at your own pace. I chose the latter, and both my grades and my sanity benefited.

  • 44 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 10:55pm

    U too. Super size it!

  • 42 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:06pm

    TFLN, FIX UR DAMN POSTING PROBLEMS!!!

  • 44 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:17am

    I never go to class. And somehow I have a 3.4 GPA. I have 21 hours left until I graduate ON TIME. It's crazy? I'm pretty sure I won't be serving you your fucking fries. I'm pretty sure I'm going to grad school in the fall. So actually the reality is, is that I just had a blast in colllege and you have no life.

  • 47 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:21pm

    11:18, my intentions were not jerkassery. Grad school is quite a bit more work than undergrad. To clarify, you said you NEVER go to class, not that you never go to unimportant, easily learned classes, there is a difference. I can relate to having a relatively difficult undergrad degree. Finally, yes, some people are smarter than others, no disagreement there. -10:37

  • 44 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:08pm

    I skipped maybe 3 of 6 classes. 3.8

  • 50 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 6:29am

    To all you "naturally smart" assholes who bash the OP for going to class: its not the OP's fault that he/she is not "naturally smart". BTW, it IS all the "naturally smart" people who end up with the shitty jobs becuase they never learned good work ethic because they HAVE NEVER WORKED HARD A GODDAMNDED DAY IN THEIR LIFE!

  • 43 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:41pm

    no darling, some of us are the people who will be promoted before you without much effort while you are at your cubicle, working your ass off and whining.

  • 46 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:56am

    @ 11:10 AM, Also hilarious 1.) not all non-lecture classes have attendence requirements 2.) You can get the notes from other classmates WITHOUT attending class (well you cant because you have no social life, but normal people can) To be continued……

  • 54 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:00pm

    9:14 stop being a douche and go back to living under your parents basement, since you can't get a decent job

  • 47 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 6:13pm

    Oh. Damn. I apologize. Not first. Second. Now third.

  • 53 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 6:14pm

    best fkn TEXT EVER!!!!! now lick my scrotum if u disagree

  • 46 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:57am

    All you cunts talking about going to class and being a prude can go fuck off. I'm an engineering student, go to all of my classes and party on the weekends.. I'll probably end up with a better job than you and having more fun in college. SUCK IT!

  • 42 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:49pm

    Yeah, all 20 of those people are smarter than you are, and they probably don't even have to pay for college because they have scholarships. So, the joke is on YOU, you fucking overachiever.

  • 45 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:18am

    10:37 I never said I didn't do work. I just don't see the point in classes that I don't need for my major., I am able to teach myself the material. Considering I have one of the hardest majors at my university, I'd say you're just jealous. Just realize that some ppl are smarter than others

  • 51 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 6:11pm

    Ugh. When will all these posts about finals go away.

  • 43 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 7:25pm

    soviet russia, you are trying too hard (and yes, i know, in soviet russia it is trying me, i know)

  • 37 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:04pm

    6.) your going to end your argument with an assumption?????? oooo, poor choice, debating 101 kid, finish with a fact, not something you pulled out of your ass.

  • 42 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:24pm

    FUCK FUCK FUCK LET ME POST YOU ASSHOLE WEBSITE

  • 40 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:58am

    So, going to class makes him a nerd and have no life...or, he's not smart enough to do it on his own. Anyone else care to make an assessment of this person off a stupid text? Cunts.

  • 45 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:50am

    not an original text. heard it before

  • 39 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 2:26pm

    SKOOOL IS FOR LOOZERS, COLLEGE IS FOR PARTYYYY!!!!!! Good job wasting all of your parents' money away bitches. What the hell are you doing in college anyway if you're not going to class every once in awhile? Maybe some people don't go to schools where you have to simply be "naturally smart" to pass the class. Dumbass freshmen, have fun in 400 level classes where you can't skip every class and pull that FANTAAAAASTIC 2.8 or 3.2 GPA. Good luck getting into grad school. Find a damn balance.

  • 39 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:40pm

    6:38 I've been thinking that the whole time. On the flip-side of that, classes take place during the day while many people are at class. The people not in class aren't inherently spending their time having fun while absent.

  • 42 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:37am

    10:17, I hope you're prepared to actually do some work in grad school.

  • 49 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:28pm

    12:21, GPA matters to an extent if you have grade-point dependent scholarships or wish to go to grad school

  • 26 50
    Submitted by supahornay on Aug 14, 11 at 12:53am

    Hey good fer u .. Ull be makin the big bucks while they serve fries

  • 38 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:00am

    Says the person who didn't even bother showing up for the final

  • 38 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:51am

    missed class more than i attended...4.0. you should just accept that some people are WAy smarted than you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 6:32pm

    Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

  • 39 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 6:24pm

    funny...and true, especially for the easier classes

  • 41 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:56am

    Looks like everyone said it before I could- You are an idiot... School is not that hard and class is utterly pointless... Especially for how much you spend on books- you should be able to teach yourself this material

  • 34 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:00pm

    So true... So true!!

  • 28 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 7:03pm

    6:55 at least were getting somewhere in life while your flipping burger. Ketchup with that please!