just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I'm at about main and main street
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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